You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Barry Dawson

Posted by Michael on Monday morning - 28th May 2007

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Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands . They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Barry Dawson once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having s*x with his waitress.

Barry Dawson is the only man ! to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Barry Dawson once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he cr@pped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Barry Dawson once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more t*sticles?" contest. Barry Dawson won by 5.

Barry Dawson once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Barry Dawson has s*x with a man, it won't be because he is g@y. It will be because he has run out of women.

For some, the left t*sticle is larger than the right one. For Barry Dawson, each t*sticle is larger than the other one.

Barry Dawson ordered a Big Mac at Red Rooster, and got one.

It takes Barry Dawson 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Barry Dawson doesn't believe in New Zealand.

Barry Dawson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Barry Dawson ! recently had the idea to sell his u*ine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of Australian women lost their virginity to Barry Dawson. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Barry Dawson invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his p*rn.

One day Barry Dawson walked down the street with a massive er*ction. There were no survivors.

When Barry Dawson plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Barry Dawson qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Braith Anasta is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill women

Willie Fish

Posted by Michael on Monday evening - 5th March 2007

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Usync Launch

Posted by Michael on Monday evening - 5th March 2007

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Usync has developed an online dashboard for artists looking to promote their music, message & merchandise to their fans online. Up until now most artists & bands have used myspace to indirectly contact their fans with a blanket approach. Usync's backstage will allow fans an artists to communicate in the one area, with a real idea of who is getting their message.

Great idea, and at first glance it looks like a promising execution.

The ultimate online technology for artists. It is now ready for you to use. Usync, has two main aspects – the Backstage and The Channel. The Backstage is the fan facing front and is essentially a complete website comprising of commercial, marketing, communal and interactive features. Artists receive a link that they can post anywhere (e.g. their website, Myspace page) and by clicking on it the fan is lead to the artist’s own and unique ‘Backstage area’. The fan must follow a simple registration process in order to become a member of the artist’s community. Once a member, the fan gets access to all the different features of the Backstage – blog, news, digital/physical stores, live section, music/video players, Utell, CRedXchange, exclusive content, rewards and so on.

More information at http://www.usync.net/

Home Girls Chips

Posted by Michael on Monday evening - 5th March 2007

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Interesting pack of potato chips....

Online EMS Scanners

Posted by Michael on Monday morning - 5th March 2007

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For some reason I am fascinated with the whole police scanning thing. For someone with only basic electronic / communications I can understand how they do it, but unsure how they do it legally. I found this website that has links to quiet a few Australian Online EMS Scanners. The website does note that the NSW Police will be encrypting their radio transmissions which will mean sites like this will no longer be able to broadcast the Police transmissions on the internet.

But after some searching and a few interesting reads scanning is perfectly legal. Monitoring phone conversations on your scanner is against the law. Apart from that, you can pretty well scan as you please, though discretion is advised when using scanners in public. For instance, being an 'ambulance chaser' and fronting up at accident scenes, hindering emergency services is an extremely silly thing to do.However, you should not use information obtained from listening for commercial gain or criminal activity.

The cost of the equipment is pretty expensive also. Roughly $400-$1200 to get all the gear to start scanning.I guess whatever reason these die hard fans have, it must be pretty rewarding.

  • Scan ACT
  • Bathurst Scan
  • Gleffs Scannner Nothern Sydney
  • Scan Northern N.S.W
  • BigDaz's Online Scanner Dubbo
  • Far South Coast Online Scanner
  • Central Coast Online Scanner.
  • Sydney Airport Online Scanner
  • Coffs Harbour Online Scanner

These can be found at http://www.users.on.net/~scanman/.


Worlds Largest MSN Convo!

Posted by Michael on Sunday evening - 4th March 2007

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I found this website. This guy is going to try and organise the worlds biggest MSN convo in a few weeks time. Screw this I am getting on the wagon.

Well... So i googled a bit, and there doesn't seem to be much about this. Here is my goals and ambitions. After an influence by a friend of mine, who constantly added me to mass MSN messenger conversations... We got to pretty big numbers. But i want to aim for the sky, and get higher. In the 100's maybe. Unless there is a limit (which could ruin this plan for all eternity) So, i plan to make a new account. Just for this sole purpose. And start from scratch. If you wish to start this project... Add me: worlds_largest_convo@hotmail.com

Date of Destruction: March 23rd. From 9pm onwards (as long as we can before our MSN kill cark it) That is AEST GMT + 10 time.

Interesting....


Webcam - Lighthouse Beach, Port Macquarie

Posted by Michael on Thursday morning - 1st March 2007

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The Lighthouse Beach webcam is coming soon. Hopefully it will scope from the North end of Lighthouse Beach to way down past Watonga Rock. Give us your email to be notified when the webcam is online.


This is a website all about Michael

Posted by Michael on Thursday morning - 1st March 2007

Hopefully I get my act together and put some of my ramblings on the internet.

Give me some time...